NTSB

 Not These Son’s o’ Bitches

When I heard that the NTSB wants to outlaw cell phones while driving, I thought, this is enough.  I have had it with this all-knowing all-intrusive government wanting to stick their heads further up my butt. 

It’s bad enough to be treated like a common criminal and humiliated when going through the airport; questioned and having someone frisking your body and sticking their hands down their pants with only eight hours of training. We must behave like little drones if we want to go anywhere anymore.  And where’s the outrage making elderly people strip down and take off their adult-diapers! And allowing a high school graduate to feel up your children when the same kind of frisking would get someone else ten years in the slammer!  What’s next, a line-up and pat-down at the post-office, the mall?

I can tell you right now that if the NTSB gets their way, only law enforcement and emergency services will be allowed to continue to communicate in their vehicles.  The rest of us are just too stupid to walk and chew gun at the same time.  Which brings me to another point; does the government want to take away our ability to communicate and/or record?  Think about it.  Law enforcement from around the country is currently pushing legislation to keep people from recording interactions between the police and the public.  Could this be a step toward in this direction?  Are neighborhood roadblocks just around the corner and they don’t want the police being recorded as they drag people out of their cars for non-compliance.

Why not stop there.  Based on the NTSB’s logic, why don’t we outlaw eating in the car. The restaurant association, I’m sure will cooperate and shut down every drive-thru in America.  Let’s take out all the radios in the cars while we’re at it.  I’m sure that singing along with the radio is a big distraction.   Why not outlaw screaming kids, that’s got to be a big distraction.  And don’t forget that passenger, No talking or you will be subject to a hefty fine.

What’s next?  A no-drive list!  The Fusion Centers are currently putting together a list of potential home-grown terrorists:  People who pray, middle-class citizens, libertarians, Tea-Partiers, Christians, Catholics, Ron Paul supporters, people missing fingers, plumbers [because they have pipes to make pipe-bombs], exterminators [because they use poison]. Boy Scouts, people who have more than 7 days of food in their cupboards [considered stockpiling], second amendment advocates. Constitutional advocates, Etc…  You get the gist. With a list like this, I can assure you that not very many people would be driving.

Well Hell!  Lets just let them do what they really want to do and put explosive chips in our heads.  If the government deems us a threat or we do something that they don’t like they can just push a button and blow the chip up.